Mel's ready for the firing squad.

Here's a clue.

Oh, the humanity!

Cockpit view. It's a little more cramped than you'd think. 6 passengers total. No seatbelts, flotation devices, or ejection seats. No drink service, either. Complaints to FAA pending.

Hey look at us, we're complete dorks!
(p.s. girl on the right was jailbait so don't even think about it)

Long Beach / Queen Mary

Traffic Circle

Cal State Long Beach Pyramid

And now, the main event.

"Melissa, when I'm with you I'm on top of the world and BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"Hurrrr?"

OH GOD WHAT'S IN THE BOX

Apparently engagement rings give girls brain freeze. Or she was trying to gouge her eyes out due to the sheer awesomeness of the ring. She kept making funny noises and twitching. I don't think I actually got a "yes" out of her for the first few minutes.

Did everyone see that? I proposed on the fucking Goodyear Blimp!

Mel finally figures out that the ring goes on the finger, after waving it around and crying for a while.

Awwwwwwwww

Closeup of the ring. Note: A minimum of 300 starving African children were tortured and killed for this very diamond. In fact, if you look close enough, you can see their souls trapped inside.

The happy couple.

We like this one better, so it's going out with the announcements.

Special thanks to:
Dusan Miletich, for making this all happen.
Parnelli Jones, JL Henderson at Carroll Shelby International for helping arrange everything.
Goodyear for giving us the opportunity for a one-of-a-kind proposal.
And all our family and friends for your love and support.